Set 2
Answer 1 |
A headache - it begins and ends with the letters: "he-he"! | |
Freakish Facts |
Mohammed Al-Assad was found dead in a small air-tight bedroom. A neighbour described hearing the repeated sound similar to material being torn followed by screaming. The coroner decided that Mohammed's diet of beans and cabbage had eventually resulted in him gassing himself by overproduction of methane. Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt, of Paderborn in Germany, thought the 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes that he'd fed to his constipated elephant, Stefan, hadn't worked. Just as he was attempting to give the expanding elephant an olive-oil enema, Stefan let fly-and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of dung. A couple who have eaten custard every day for 50 years have been given a year's supply by the manufacturer. Officials worked out that the Freemans had consumed 4,500 gallons since their marriage in 1951. "My wife's custard is just perfection," said Mr Freeman. French police are hunting a man who robs banks dressed as a giant aubergine. |
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