My dog has no nose!My dog has no nose! My cat has no claws, My budgie's no beak, And my parrot don't speak! My horse has no ears, My croc has no tears, My snake doesn't coil, And my lamprey's no oil! My pig has no ring, My siren won't sing, My mermaid's no lips, And my hippo's no hips! My hedgehog's no spine, My canary's no mine, My camel's no hump, And my beans never jump! My vampire's no blood, My lark has no mud, My swallow's no throat, And my sailfish won't float! Nor will my fish perch. For my light cannot search, When my footrule's no toes, And my dog has no nose! So how does it smell? Like a downwind from Hell! And my proof is on fire... ...'cos my muse won't expire! |
Gay Noses (and other queer appendages)
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